When Buddha meet Jesus (Part 2)

I was inspired by few of my PGHK Buddies, so I try to come out with some conversation between Buddha & Jesus when both of them meet up during Xmas day :)

Jesus: "Hey ya man... what's up"

Buddha: "Yo... check it out, I'm fine neh (Shaked head)"

Jesus: "I got Xmas neh, why you dun have?"

Buddha: "Who say so, vesak day is my big day."

Jesus: "I got Xmas tree"

Buddha: "I also got bodhi tree"

Jesus: "I got Santa claus"

Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"

Jesus: "My Santa claus drive Snow Sleigh... hohoho"

Buddha: "haha... My [Kuan Im Ma] lagi best... She Sit on [Lian Hua] ler"

Jesus: "I got Xmas presents, you sure have nothing... neh neh neh bu bu!"

Buddha: "you're wrong man, I got oranges, flowers & [Ang Ku Kueh]... haha"

Jesus: "Aiyoh... It's wasting of time lar argue with all these nonsense"

Buddha: "Yalah... Eh Kawan, we go to Mamak Stall want or not?"

Jesus: "That was good idea, then I treat you drink special [Kopi-ccino]"

Buddha: "I also belanja you with my hand made A-neh-neh [Teh Tarik] OK..."

Finally Both of them sit down and had tea together and talk like a long lost best friends.