Monday, December 24, 2007

Stupid Xmas Song


Hey Friend.... It's Xmas eve... Let's sing some stupid singapore xmas songs which I just plug from a humorous website called TalkingCock.com.... Have fun & enjoy... haha :)

JINGLE BENGS
(to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Chorus:
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!” (Eh!)
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!”

Hooting down the road
And piah-ing down the street
Later go Geylang
And get something to eat
Geylang is damn tok kong
‘Cos down every lorong
You’re sure to find things all night long
To make you si beh song (Eh!)

(Repeat chorus )


GST IS COMING TO TOWN
(to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)

You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

It will increase your bills
By seven percent
Courtesy of the go-overnment
GST is coming to town

It’ll hit you when you’re shopping
Whether food or household wares
It’s just no use complaining ‘cause
Those Gah-men just don’t care

So! You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

11 comments:

Constance Chan said...

hahaha... talkingcock.. by Colin one right? the song makes sense 100%.

Kikey Loo said...

Haha.. It's so funny!!
By the way, wat is GST?

Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year! :)

Sue said...

Hahaha...got one more song ...from you tube one i forgot the name liao haha

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas Akk

K3ViN said...

haha dame funny lah the song...... thanks 4 sharing.....

Joze Foo said...

yaya...funny........Merry christmas AKK

jepunlauee said...

Wakakaka...so funny tat 2 songs...I lov it...
Merry Christmas ...Ang Ku Kueh...

Dragon said...

yes yes, pretty make sense!!! hmmm, hoon why u didnt scold angku for saying stupid? wakakakaka.

Constance Chan said...

hahaha cos i only hear it once. if he say it more often, i also will start the 'saman'

lol

David (AKK) said...

Ah Hoon,
Haha... yalor... their contents si beh funny lar...

Kikey,
GST... means "goods & service tax" in SG... It's increased from 3% untill 7% within a year... hate it!

Sue,
Dun worry, you may just inform me the time when you remember ya... :)

Ah Tox,
Kamsiah & same to you :)

Taugeh,
Glad you like it... thanks for your mobile greetings too... :)

Hainamkepui & jepunlauee,
Kamsiah the very much & same to you :)

Ah Leng & Hoon,
Haha.. ok I'll take note of that... don't "saman" me ok... haha :)

yam9972 said...

so funny ! laugh my ass off !