Wednesday, December 26, 2007

When Buddha meet Jesus (Part 2)


I was inspired by few of my PGHK Buddies, so I try to come out with some conversation between Buddha & Jesus when both of them meet up during Xmas day :)

Jesus: "Hey ya man... what's up"

Buddha: "Yo... check it out, I'm fine neh (Shaked head)"

Jesus: "I got Xmas neh, why you dun have?"

Buddha: "Who say so, vesak day is my big day."

Jesus: "I got Xmas tree"

Buddha: "I also got bodhi tree"

Jesus: "I got Santa claus"

Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"

Jesus: "My Santa claus drive Snow Sleigh... hohoho"

Buddha: "haha... My [Kuan Im Ma] lagi best... She Sit on [Lian Hua] ler"

Jesus: "I got Xmas presents, you sure have nothing... neh neh neh bu bu!"

Buddha: "you're wrong man, I got oranges, flowers & [Ang Ku Kueh]... haha"

Jesus: "Aiyoh... It's wasting of time lar argue with all these nonsense"

Buddha: "Yalah... Eh Kawan, we go to Mamak Stall want or not?"

Jesus: "That was good idea, then I treat you drink special [Kopi-ccino]"

Buddha: "I also belanja you with my hand made A-neh-neh [Teh Tarik] OK..."

Finally Both of them sit down and had tea together and talk like a long lost best friends.

17 comments:

Tau Sar Phneah said...

hahaha..so funny when the part reads
Jesus: "I got Santa claus"

Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"

I laughed till fall down...xD

Anonymous said...

walao..... u r the only one can get both talk together and yam cha...

the most important one is... u can link ANg Ku Kueh in the conversation...

u r.... 5 thumbs up... haha.....

lol... beh tahan liao la... perut sakit....

i think i will send the whole conversation to all my friends... for sure it will forward around.... hahah....

Joze Foo said...

See...i say they are equal....

KopiSoh said...

Did they (Buddha & Jesus) kam to mai kopitiam for their kopi-ccino and teh tarik?

KOKahKOK said...

walau like dat u also can....humor la u

Hazel said...

hello my mom and i love ang ku kuih also...hehe

David (AKK) said...

Haha... Thanks everyone for your comments... Glad you all like it ;)

TSP, Be careful oh, do spare more plaster coz there'll be more to come... haha :)

CS, Yes you may share it among your friends :)

Hainamkepui, Yup... I get inpired from all of you... Maybe next time you can show this post to your "monster"... dun know how will she reaction? hehe :)

Kopisoh, Ok I change from mamak stall to kopitiam liao... quick go & wash clean clean your kopishop... they will come again the next round... haha ;)

KokahKok, Jiak pa bo su zhor... so come out this stupid jokes lor... haha :)

Hazel, welcome to my blog, Glad you both like AKK... do check back here more often for more surprise :)

Kikey Loo said...

That was so funny!!
Haha.. :D

jepunlauee said...

So funny,i laugh non stop...
In my mind both jesus and Buddha sound and talk like MALAYSIAN...hahahaha

Anonymous said...

hhahahhaha tiok bor? anyway, good script.

Nick Chan said...

so farny la! i nearly forget buddha come from india. ah neh neh !
hahaha

Constance Chan said...

u so natural lah... u can be stand up comedian too liao..kakaka so farrrneeee very entertaining. yr blog deserve rank 10!

K3ViN said...

adoi... soooo funny nia.... like tat also can... haha... i laugh non-stop.... look 4ward 2 have more... i sure will find some way 2 share this out :P dame funny nia... good job AKK.....

David (AKK) said...

Kikey & Taoju, Glad you like it :)

Jepunlauee, I purposely made them speak like us eh... haha :)

Nic, haha... so now you remember liao hor... haha :)

Ah Hoon, I didnt wish to be so popular... I'm only wish that my blog can bring happiness to all of you, that's what in my mind now :)

Taugeh,
Yes... you may share with others... what i want to bring out from this post is... no matter any religious, there're same & equal, we must respect each others :)

Dragon said...

again, ang ku, lu hor liao!!!! make me laugh nia... u r really a creative guy....

David (AKK) said...

Dragon, Mana have, I only got "chao akai" nia... haha :p

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