Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ang Ku Kueh's Resume


Name: Ang Ku Kueh


Age: Still young


Sex: Never. Still under age


Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before


Race: I love to race, how you know?


Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo


IC Number: 6735


Telephone number: House no telephone


Hand phone number: 3310


Address: Penang Jelutong


City : Nor Haliza?


Postcode: I never post anything


State: In my family, I am 2nd


Country: I love to travel to Canada


Marriage status: Secret


Email Address: Hotmail


Education Background: My teacher said not bad



Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD


Father's name: Daddy


Father's IC: You ask him lah..


Mother's name: Mummy


Mother's IC: You ask her also lah..


Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood


Expected Salary: As much as you can pay


When can start work: Depends on my mood


Highest qualification: Ya, very high


Grade: Ya, very high


College/University: College


Signature: Can I use chop?

5 comments:

Kikey Loo said...

haha...
funny resume..
i will not hire u.. :p
hehe..

Somewhere in Singapore said...

hahaha...

The resume is so funny...

Anonymous said...

ok now i understand why u say my current salary is based on my daddy mood ...cool joke ...

Vincent said...

"Sex: Never. Still under age"

This one cannot trust. I think the answer should be :
Sex : 3 times a day.

hahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Hehehe..funny..

Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year AKK!!