Thursday, December 11, 2008
Ang Ku Kueh's Resume
Name: Ang Ku Kueh
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him lah..
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her also lah..
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
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5 comments:
haha...
funny resume..
i will not hire u.. :p
hehe..
hahaha...
The resume is so funny...
ok now i understand why u say my current salary is based on my daddy mood ...cool joke ...
"Sex: Never. Still under age"
This one cannot trust. I think the answer should be :
Sex : 3 times a day.
hahahahahahah
Hehehe..funny..
Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year AKK!!
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