Thursday, December 27, 2007

Char Jiu Hoo

Last night I really can't sleep very well... Ended up this morning, my eye's dark circles getting bigger & bigger... Macam Panda like that... The whole night, I was keep thinking & starring right in front my monitor... Who ask me "Bo Thak Check", I even dried off my brain juice still can squeeze any Ang Moh letters out. Luckily, the next day early morning, I finally got an idea and I started to write this resignation letter:

To my dearest BOSS,

You know why I want to resign?
Since I worked for you for that long, my life had a big changed totally. This periods, I'm busy like a "Siao lang"... no time go makan... no time go "Pang Sai"... the worst, I even got no time to update my blog!

When I don't have time to blog, my readers hate me!

When my readers hate me, they don't visit to my blog anymore!

When they don't visit to my blog anymore, my page rank will drop!

When my page rank is dropped, I become "Buih Song"!

When I "Buih Song", I'll eat a lots!

When I eat a lots, I'll definitely get fat!

When I get fat like a pig, it will affect your company's image!

When your company's image is affected, your business become no good!

When your business no good, you'll become very "kek Sim"!

When you very "Kek Sim", you'll also eat a lots!

When you eat a lots, you'll surely fatter than me! Just like a big fat pig hanging around in the office... hahaha!

You see, BOSS. I was indeed a super good employee you can't find anywhere else in this world, What I did for your is really for your own good, because I care for you BOSS.

Lastly, kindly please accept this letter as formal notification that I am leaving my position RIGHT NOW! Since I'm keen with my decision, there's no way for you to ask me to stay, so just let me go lah!

P/S: I still remember what my mother had teaching me when I was small, she told me to repay with other people's kindness always. Thank you so much for the opportunities you have provided me during my time with the company, so this time I gonna treat you to have this as my token of appreciation... Nah!

A plate of Jiu Hoo (Cuttle fish) I specially fried for you... YeeHaa...!

Sincerely your,
Ang Ku Kueh
27 December 2008


Kimmy Suzuki said...

Hahaaa...AKK!What a nice resignation letterlah!Must follow you liao if 1 day i want to resign time will write like this letter too to my boss!Hahaaa...

Constance Chan said...

hahaha yr boss sure cry boo hoo hoo lah akk.. tat means u still will be in sg bo... havent meet u, miss lu liao..

Anonymous said...

emm.. i dun know la.. but the Jiu Hoo so nice la.. look yummy....

told u all not to post so many food photo ma..

sien lo... see also hungry nia....

kek sim...

btw... if u send this to ur boss... please buy a box of tissue for him/her before u sent...

y?.... he will have nose bleeding non-stop... or laugh non stop.... hahaha

funny meh?..... yes la... lol....

me a bit ki siao.... due to the food pics

K3ViN said...

haha what a funny resignation latter..... cant think u can think of such funny way 2 write... anyway u need any format 4 resignation latter... i can help u cos i got book full with many type of latter..... msg me if u wan... ur latter make me laugh non-stop hahahahahaha

Joze Foo said...

hahahha...funny resign letter... But the best resign letter are short and concise... no need to state the reason. Jus inform when you are leaving and express gratitude. That is more than enough if you really make your decision to leave

Tau Sar Phneah said...

akk...i salute words to describe..hehehe..

David (AKK) said...

Kacang, your boss sure "Au Huek" while reading this letter... haha :)

Ah Hoon, Yes... I'm still in SG untill 2009. Dun worry I will arrange for us PGHK gang to meet up again probaly the coming next year.

CS, Aiyoh... you so "iao lor" lar... 1 food pic nia can made you "khi siao" meh? haha :p

Taugeh, Thank you so much... the formal letter is ready to submit already :)

Hainamkepui, dun worry much, this post was joking only, "Siao meh" I didn't dare to send this to my boss lar... hehe :p

TSP, Hope you enjoy reading it :)

Dragon said...

ang ku!!! lu hor liao!!! must give your boss your blog and let he read!! wakakakaka.

David (AKK) said...

Dragon, "mai hai wa" ok... haha :p

Dragon said...

wa.... u onilne now ka??? hahahaha, reply so fast, scared me ar!!

David (AKK) said...

Haha... lunch time mah... haha ;)

Anonymous said...

wah!!! what a great letter!!!!
hah ahah a
it's probably the best resignation letter i've ever come across!!!

throw this to your boss!!!!!!
h h hahaha

it's just so funny!!!!!

jepunlauee said...

Hahaha..after your boss read your resignation letter liao,sure he must make his 2008 to treat n employee better in futer..hahah..yummy..your Jiu Hoo...delisious....

David (AKK) said...

Xueli, you finally see you drop comments here liao... haha :)

Glad you like it... can consider copy this to your uncle in future... haha :)

Jepunlauee, Oh like that kah... so sorry that his resolution would never achieved liao... Yalor... It's penang well known "Jiu Hoo Eng Chai", you like it? :)