I was inspired by few of my PGHK Buddies, so I try to come out with some conversation between Buddha & Jesus when both of them meet up during Xmas day :)
Jesus: "Hey ya man... what's up"
Buddha: "Yo... check it out, I'm fine neh (Shaked head)"
Jesus: "I got Xmas neh, why you dun have?"
Buddha: "Who say so, vesak day is my big day."
Jesus: "I got Xmas tree"
Buddha: "I also got bodhi tree"
Jesus: "I got Santa claus"
Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"
Jesus: "My Santa claus drive Snow Sleigh... hohoho"
Buddha: "haha... My [Kuan Im Ma] lagi best... She Sit on [Lian Hua] ler"
Jesus: "I got Xmas presents, you sure have nothing... neh neh neh bu bu!"
Buddha: "you're wrong man, I got oranges, flowers & [Ang Ku Kueh]... haha"
Jesus: "Aiyoh... It's wasting of time lar argue with all these nonsense"
Buddha: "Yalah... Eh Kawan, we go to Mamak Stall want or not?"
Jesus: "That was good idea, then I treat you drink special [Kopi-ccino]"
Buddha: "I also belanja you with my hand made A-neh-neh [Teh Tarik] OK..."
Finally Both of them sit down and had tea together and talk like a long lost best friends.
Jesus: "Hey ya man... what's up"
Buddha: "Yo... check it out, I'm fine neh (Shaked head)"
Jesus: "I got Xmas neh, why you dun have?"
Buddha: "Who say so, vesak day is my big day."
Jesus: "I got Xmas tree"
Buddha: "I also got bodhi tree"
Jesus: "I got Santa claus"
Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"
Jesus: "My Santa claus drive Snow Sleigh... hohoho"
Buddha: "haha... My [Kuan Im Ma] lagi best... She Sit on [Lian Hua] ler"
Jesus: "I got Xmas presents, you sure have nothing... neh neh neh bu bu!"
Buddha: "you're wrong man, I got oranges, flowers & [Ang Ku Kueh]... haha"
Jesus: "Aiyoh... It's wasting of time lar argue with all these nonsense"
Buddha: "Yalah... Eh Kawan, we go to Mamak Stall want or not?"
Jesus: "That was good idea, then I treat you drink special [Kopi-ccino]"
Buddha: "I also belanja you with my hand made A-neh-neh [Teh Tarik] OK..."
Finally Both of them sit down and had tea together and talk like a long lost best friends.
16 comments:
hahaha..so funny when the part reads
Jesus: "I got Santa claus"
Buddha: "Hmm... I got [Kuan Im Ma]"
I laughed till fall down...xD
walao..... u r the only one can get both talk together and yam cha...
the most important one is... u can link ANg Ku Kueh in the conversation...
u r.... 5 thumbs up... haha.....
lol... beh tahan liao la... perut sakit....
i think i will send the whole conversation to all my friends... for sure it will forward around.... hahah....
See...i say they are equal....
Did they (Buddha & Jesus) kam to mai kopitiam for their kopi-ccino and teh tarik?
walau like dat u also can....humor la u
hello my mom and i love ang ku kuih also...hehe
Haha... Thanks everyone for your comments... Glad you all like it ;)
TSP, Be careful oh, do spare more plaster coz there'll be more to come... haha :)
CS, Yes you may share it among your friends :)
Hainamkepui, Yup... I get inpired from all of you... Maybe next time you can show this post to your "monster"... dun know how will she reaction? hehe :)
Kopisoh, Ok I change from mamak stall to kopitiam liao... quick go & wash clean clean your kopishop... they will come again the next round... haha ;)
KokahKok, Jiak pa bo su zhor... so come out this stupid jokes lor... haha :)
Hazel, welcome to my blog, Glad you both like AKK... do check back here more often for more surprise :)
That was so funny!!
Haha.. :D
So funny,i laugh non stop...
In my mind both jesus and Buddha sound and talk like MALAYSIAN...hahahaha
hhahahhaha tiok bor? anyway, good script.
so farny la! i nearly forget buddha come from india. ah neh neh !
hahaha
u so natural lah... u can be stand up comedian too liao..kakaka so farrrneeee very entertaining. yr blog deserve rank 10!
adoi... soooo funny nia.... like tat also can... haha... i laugh non-stop.... look 4ward 2 have more... i sure will find some way 2 share this out :P dame funny nia... good job AKK.....
Kikey & Taoju, Glad you like it :)
Jepunlauee, I purposely made them speak like us eh... haha :)
Nic, haha... so now you remember liao hor... haha :)
Ah Hoon, I didnt wish to be so popular... I'm only wish that my blog can bring happiness to all of you, that's what in my mind now :)
Taugeh,
Yes... you may share with others... what i want to bring out from this post is... no matter any religious, there're same & equal, we must respect each others :)
again, ang ku, lu hor liao!!!! make me laugh nia... u r really a creative guy....
Dragon, Mana have, I only got "chao akai" nia... haha :p
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