Stupid Xmas Song

Hey Friend.... It's Xmas eve... Let's sing some stupid singapore xmas songs which I just plug from a humorous website called TalkingCock.com.... Have fun & enjoy... haha :)

JINGLE BENGS
(to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Chorus:
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!” (Eh!)
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!”

Hooting down the road
And piah-ing down the street
Later go Geylang
And get something to eat
Geylang is damn tok kong
‘Cos down every lorong
You’re sure to find things all night long
To make you si beh song (Eh!)

(Repeat chorus )


GST IS COMING TO TOWN
(to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)

You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

It will increase your bills
By seven percent
Courtesy of the go-overnment
GST is coming to town

It’ll hit you when you’re shopping
Whether food or household wares
It’s just no use complaining ‘cause
Those Gah-men just don’t care

So! You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town